: if seasons change, they wither and die, they're gone. : What was I going through? What? Hell to the yeah! If you don't know how to be by yourself, what you gonna do with somebody else? Hey Katie, I mean hello Mama. Although Madea's charges were trumped up, she still committed a real, potentially life-threatening felony that got her arrested in the first place, and resisted arrest when the police came for her. [to Toni] : Madea: He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain. Madea Goes to Jail Full Movie (2009) FREEWATCH FULL MOVIE FREE! https://re.movieunlimited.net/movie/tt1142800/WATCH MORE MOVIES NOW! https://www.yout. Toni said she aint doin' it, set back on the couch, folded 2 of her arms and rolled 2 of her eyes. Those who know Perry's oeuvre . Character mistake: Candy's full name is Candace Washington, which is referred to in the movie, yet when she is released early from prison, the correction officer calls her Candace Collins. He said "Say one more thing", I said "Go to hell", he said "Go to jail". Madea says "ok" and drops the lady's car down, but said car is flipped upside down instead. What's that stand for, What's Wrong with Jermaine Dupri? : Madea: You sittin' here looking like 412 pounds of a clogged artery. What was I going through? [slides off her hood and opens the driver door] Brown: You look bad. Madea then flees back home as the woman calls her police officer husband. | We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Shut to the up. After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea (TYLER PERRY) in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. Did I ever ask you for anything? Put the shut, to the up. As of July 12, 2009, 1,125,422 DVD units have been sold, gathering revenue of $18,223,621. : Say somethin' else smart to me! Madea Goes to Jail Full Movie (2009) FREEWATCH FULL MOVIE FREE! https://stream.epixmovies.us/movie/tt1142800/WATCH MORE MOVIES NOW! https://www.youtu. So yes, even a movie as silly and crazy as Madea still has valuable life lessons. Her fiery attitude rivals Candace's easily from their first minute in introduction. she ultimately resurfaces as Candy's cellmate. Movie fans will likely be very wary of the next Madea movie after feeling like. Okay? In Perry's own words, Madea is "exactly the PG version of my mother and my aunt, and I loved having an opportunity to pay homage to them. I believe it was done as a marketing scheme because chances are that no one would have given this video a second glance given the real story. The next day, Ellen later asks Josh how he knows Candace. - You better mean it. Young kids acting the hell out of control [empties her bag of belts] We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up!'. : [to Ella] You won't go home, [to Nate] I don't know WHY *you're* here. They ain't never gonna be nothing, that's what they put on this earth for, to be what they are: A LEAF. IMDB: 4.3 Metacritic: 50 Rotten Tomatoes: 28% This is a movie about black peoples problems.And how unfair Society is.NOT FUNNY and BAD ACTING. When Candace ends up in jail, Madea befriends the young woman, protecting her in a "motherly" way as only Madea can. Candace, Madea, and five other women that Linda prosecuted have their convictions overturned and are released. Joe shows how loyal he is to family when sister Madea is apprehended by the police, Joe himself still in the car with her. I made them myself. After a high-speed freeway police chase (seen in Meet the Browns) results in Madea being pulled over and arrested (though she is not convicted due to a legal loophole, as the officers failed to read her Miranda warning), she admits her permanent license suspension and Judge Mablean Ephriam. Ella: Madea I don't want to do that in front of all these people. Madea: Ain't nobody said it was gonna be easy, but it will get easy when you learn how to love yourself. I'm Madea! Go alone to places frightening to the common brand of men. : New York mints these women: famous for being out, famous for being young, famous for being fun, famous for being famous. But if those roots weren't there, that tree couldn't live, you understand? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? : Joe warns that Madea will get into trouble if she drives to the store herself, but she ignores him and goes anyway. Vanessa: [fed up with everybody bothering her, to Sonny] You, 'where's my shirt?' No, no, the only thing that money would be good for is bail. [considers it] You know some people just take foster children in to get money from the state. But that's alright, that's some people. But if you find two or three people in your life that's like the roots at the bottom of that tree, you are blessed because they're the kind of people who ain't going nowhere. : Cora ', you will make a decision. Ride or die! : For as little as the jail had to do with anything, it might as well have been called, "Madea drives a car" or "Madea gets angry". Okay? Call the po po, ho! Go. : No matter how much it hurts, let them go. A Madea Halloween.'. : Katie: Mama? This isn't that kind of a movie. Madea: Okay Toni, this is your problem Madea told Toni to go upstairs 13 stairs and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Sometimes in front of her shoulder and sometimes behind her shoulder etc. But if you find two or three people in your life that's like the roots at the bottom of that tree, you are blessed because they're the kind of people who ain't going nowhere. Having returned to prostitution, Candace is arrested by an undercover detective. No, noooo! 28. Madea: That's spread Ella? But the minute you step out there on them, they'll break and they'll leave you high and dry. Madea Goes to Jail is a 2009 American comedy-drama film written and directed by Tyler Perry, which was based on his 2006 play, and starring Perry, Derek Luke, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Ion Overman, RonReaco Lee, Sofa Vergara, Vanessa Ferlito, and Viola Davis. Madea smokes a few times, is seen in a photo with a cigarette, and comments on smoking when she was taking a forklift to another woman's care. Woman: [Takes her phone out and dials a number] My husband is a police officer, and he's on his way right now! Joe: You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. You can unsubscribe at any time. : Cora Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. What've you been doing to my daughter? But don't get mad at people like that, that's who they are. Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Mama? When you get to a point in your life where you look at people and you go 'Okay wait a minute. Become a criminal of purpose. Dr. Phil Move on, let them go! Sonny Madea Joe: I ain't joking here, now. : if seasons change, they wither and die, they're gone. Ella Listen, I put everybody that come in my life in the category of a tree. Release Dates [9] On its second weekend, it dropped 61 percent, but remained at #1 grossing another $16,175,926 (2,052 theaters, $7,883 average), bringing the 10-day gross to $64,525,548. Madea: [about how sweet T.T. : We rank over 60 of cinema's most Ranked: The Best and Worst Movies Based on Plays and Musicals. : SHUT UP AND WAIT! 5. Madea The film received negative reviews from critics, with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 29% based on 52 reviews, and an average score of 4.90/10. Drop it like its hot. Hell. [from trailer] 116. There ya go, spread that, check that. [Ella slightly spreads her legs apart] Ella. People be rebuking Satan, I'll be rebuking Satan and beating the hell out of everything that's up in there until they get out. Cora Big Sal The film tells the story of Madea going to prison for her uncontrollable anger management problems as she befriends a young incarcerated prostitute that an assistant district attorney knows since college. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I'm sorry. Madea: If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like! You hear me, Sonny? The film is produced by Reuben Cannon. Candace, Madea, T.T., Big Sal, and Donna later attend a class taught by Ellen at the prison in order to have time reduced from their sentences. Jesus didn't have no car, Cora. After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea (Tyler Perry) in front of the judge, her anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. There is, however, Viola Davis, who might win an Oscar tomorrow for her one scene in "Doubt." After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Miyamoto Musashi. Madea Madea Starring: Tyler Perry, Derek Luke, David Mann, Keshia Knight Pulliam. [in a funk after Vanessa left him] Madea: [considers it] No, no, the only thing that money would be good for is bail. There's only two places on earth that you're gonna have peace: the grave and your house. Not anymore, she done moved. Vanessa: Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you?
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